Signal Lost
Please stand by. Normal service will not resume.
// tuning signal...
A crawling line overlay, always on — the CRT's fingerprint.
Red and cyan pull apart from white — the signal misaligned.
Mostly still, then a stepped jitter — bad tracking.
A horizontal band clips and shifts — tape damage.
Phosphor instability pulsing the brightness.
Under reduced-motion everything rests here — a clean SMPTE card.
Please stand by. Normal service will not resume. This is a test of the emergency broadcast grammar.
Please stand by. Normal service will not resume.
Locking onto the carrier. Hold the vertical.
Bars and tone. Adjust your set until it hurts.
Scanlines. A repeating-linear-gradient overlay translateY with steps(3) — the ever-present CRT texture.
Carrier locked. Vertical hold nominal.
Color bars aligned to SMPTE spec.
Tracking drift detected on CH-03.
Sunset gradient found. This is not synthwave.
The defect is the design. A clean signal has nothing to say.